Random Sightings
Today I took my three hounds a walk down by the river and almost peed myself when I came across this sight, seems someone is setting up home down there, they even have their own wind sock…oh and that’s not a white stegosaurus in the picture thats Holly one of my dogs.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen this week?
Bath Time
I got out of the bath this morning drained the water away and got dried. I turned round and there was Abi standing at the end of the bath looking in, she gave me a look as though to say ” Don’t be silly I’m not getting in there”. I came back into the bathroom moments later and there she was in the bath, guess she wanted a drink.
Well it made me laugh, funny how things look from the other side isn’t it?
Conversations With A Husband.
Yesterday I ordered a Zoom H2 audio recorder, and this morning it arrived. I messed about with it for a little while recording the ambient noise out my window, then I got bored with that and started doing little voices to amuse myself, then this hit me, so I recorded it and here in all it’s zoom H2 glory for you my friends is my first braodcastable recording. Do let me know what you think I might make more… ?
Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in your belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts to stir an enormous wind
The neeps and tatties and mushy peas
Stert workin like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin wi the sauncie face
Will have ye blawin all ower the place
Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
A’body’s gonnae hiv tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle
It’s like a bullet oot a rifle
Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair
Tae try and stop the leakin air
Shifty yersel fae cheek tae cheek
Prae tae God it doesnae reek
But aw yer efforts go assunder
Oot it comes like a clap o thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me a sonic boom
God almighty it fairly reeks
Hope I huvnae shit my breeks
Tae the bog I better scurry
Aw whit the hell it’s no ma worry
A’body roon aboot me chokin
Wan or two are nearly bokin
I’ll feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile
Wiz him! I shout with accusin glower
Alas too late, he’s just keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare
A dinnae feel welcome any mair
Where e’ere ye go let yer wind gan’ free
Sounds like just the job fur me
Whit a fuss at rabbie’s party
Ower the sake o one wee farty.
Tonight, at 37 years old. I for the first time tried snowboarding, ok so it wasn’t actually snowboarding as such, can a skateboard minus the wheels really be classed as snow boarding, well for all intent and purposes it can.
I was actually pretty hot at it, till………….SLAMMO I went down, my body went one way, my right leg kinda didn’t follow suit, and there was a SNAP sound.
Trip to the hospital, a few xrays, a wee chat with the doctor wearing the funny boxershorts, a spell listening to all the drunk people make fannies out of themselves, and it wasn’t broken (phew) lots of very sore torn ligaments and soft tissue damage.
Snowboarding is fun
